What To Expect When...: a parents guide to the transformation By Alex London
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Parenting is hard but parenting as your children are transformed into sentient fungus by alien life that may or may not be benevolent brings entirely new challenges Finally there is a no nonsense guide for how to handle the changes that come when your child begins their transition into something other than human For the first time the introduction to the 4th edition of What to Expect When is available here A guide to the perplexing heartbreaking and possibly beautiful time we all will go through when our children s consciousness merges with the universal collective and we are left what now This story first appeared in the anthology Don t Touch That edited by Jaymee Goh Let our guidebook tell to handle the emotions that come from seeing your child transformWhat kind of solvents and cleaners to buyHow not to get killed by the invasive aliens currently colonizing your teen the plantJust you are not alone in this and you are not the first You will also not be the last We hope they come in peace What To Expect When a parents guide to the transformation
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The Short Version Alex London writes books for adults One Day The Soldiers Came Voices of Children in War children Dog Tags series An Accidental Adventure series and teens Proxy At one time a journalist reporting from conflict zones and refugee camps he is now a full time novelist living in Brooklyn NY where he can be found wandering the streets talking to his dog who is the real brains of the operation. What to expect when life support is removed The Long Version C Alexander London grew up in Balti Maryland He s an author of nonfiction for grown ups under a slightly different not very secret name books for teens as Alex Londonsee above and younger readers He once won a 12 gauge skeet shooting tournament because no one else had signed up in his age group He s a Master SCUBA diver who hasn t been diving in way too long and most excitingly a fully licensed librarian He used to know the Dewey Decimal System from memory. What to expect when coming off the pill While traveling as a journalist he watched television in 23 countries Burmese soap operas were the most confusing Cuban news reports were the most dull survived an erupting volcano in the Democratic Republic of Congo a hurricane on small island in the Caribbean 4 civil wars one of them was over by the time he got there thankfully and a mysterious bite on his little toe in the jungles of Thailand The bite got infected and swollen and gross and gave him a deep mistrust of lizards even though it probably wasn t a lizard that bit him. What to expect when loved one is dying Although he has had many adventures he really does prefer curling up on the couch and watching some good television or reading a book He enjoys danger and intrigue far when it s happening to somebody else.He doesn t any.He lives in Brooklyn NY.See also C Alexander London and Charles London.