How to Marry a Marble Marquis (The Monsters Ball) By C.M. Nascosta
How to marry a marble marquis book review
C. How to marry a marble marquis paranormal book M Nascosta is an author and professional procrastinator from Cleveland Ohio As a child she thought that living on Lake Erie meant one was eerie by nature and her corresponding love of all things strange and unusual started young She s always preferred beasts to boys the macabre to the milquetoast the unknown darkness in the shadows to the Chad next door She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy cat dachshund where she writes nontraditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal parts heart and heat and is waiting for the Hallmark Channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lovers series. How to marry a marble marquis paranormal book Dear Miss Eastwick On account of the unfortunate incident involving Lord Pemberly and his valet at Lady Harthington s Ball Her Majesty has no choice but to deem your Season a failure With no other suitors of an appropriate station and no dowry you are hereby ordered to attend the Monsters Ball your last hope of securing a marriage Eleanor Eastwick is out of tricks This alleged wallflower is hiding a secret beyond the fact that her family is skint broke If she wants to ensure the survival of her aged grandmother and younger siblings she ll need to leverage the only thing they have left their good name and land herself a rich husband There s only one problem she can see with her plan she has no bloody idea what she s doing Enlisting the help of the wickedy rakish Marquis of Basingstone Eleanor embarks on a crash course in how to attract the monstrous Gentry high society courtship and lessons in lovemaking academically of course It never occurs to her that her tutor may in fact be a perfect match By the time her heart begins to make her aware of its preference for the sharp tongued winged Marquis the Monsters Ball is upon her and she needs to put her plan into action Lord Silas Stride the Marquis of Basingstone has no intention of giving away his heart It would be cruel to chain another to the fate of a half life such as his only coming awake at twilight living as a silent spectator to the daytime world He d not punish a wife in such a fashion could not bear to allow his progeny to exist in a world where he resided only part of the time far easier to embrace the life of a confirmed bachelor and keep his heart as stony as the rest of him But Silas did not count on one Eleanor Eastwick He recognized her the moment he saw her seeking his disreputable counsel She had shone like a star when he knew her years earlier and she did once again in his study leaving him unable to deny his assistance He could not possibly risk his heart on a delicate flower of the daytime but a lady who was used to a life after dark Silas Stride had no intention of taking a wife but once Eleanor has left for the Monsters Ball he cannot help but claim his own invitation and his bride How To Marry A Marble Marquis is a standalone Regency Monster Romance featuring a Gargoyle Human pairing that takes place in the shared universe of The Monsters Ball How to Marry a Marble Marquis The Monsters Ball Well as both a certified monsterfucker and a historical romance addict I wanted to love this And I wasn t really going into this thinking I d write a whole analytical review but here we are. How to marry a marble marquis paranormal story The cover and blurb make this sound a lot classier than it is and I was expecting something a little on par with average Regency romances just with like gargoyle dick But nahhh Aside from Silas aesthetic beauty I found him repulsive as a character He wears a cravat and that is the extent of his gentlemanly aspect Between scenes with Eleanor he goes out to fuck anything and anyone in society who wears a wedding band as a method to get the heroine out of his head Or something I won t call it cheating as they re not in an established relationship at this point but this behavior wasEh He compares other women s lovemaking sounds to Eleanor s singing voice unflatteringly Likewhat So it just came across as misogynistic and bad behavior IDK The whole book was altogether crude and distasteful in its prose than I expected and I m now worried if this is Nascosta s work or if all the other Monster s Ball installments will be like this Even Morning Glory Milking Farm had its softer cozier moments and this was just an off putting contrast The sex scenes were decent I guess with claws and knotting but I need to like my characters Bleh I was out of it by the halfway mark but finished since it s fairly short The mothman valet and other mothpeople servants made for charming imagery at least Imagine them in liddle waistcoats and top hats Fantasy Romance Paranormal There were typos and grammar errors Some of the plot felt contrived and tissue thin in order to drive a shaky story along. How to marry a marble marquis paranormal book What the entire synopsis cleverly leaves out is that the MMC willfully and happily has sex with married women and almost seems to get amusement from cucking other men He beds women with impunity and has his sexual exploits regularly if not weekly spread across the pages of gossip rags Having a hypersexual MMC isn t a deal breaker for me but cheating is and I m going to get to that in a minute So he makes this bargain with the FMC to teach her seduction arts but the problem is that he s infallible No witty repartee on her part ever stumps or even slows him down Her refusal to have sex with him is quickly worn down because he has this irresistible sex appeal that no woman can stand against After her defenses are dismantled relatively quickly they have sex It s passionate it s intense it s romantic He realizes then he s developing feelings for her Then he goes to a brothel to get sucked off because he can t handle his own emotions We re supposed to excuse it though because during the process he emphasizes how much he hates it but he never actually stops it. Book how to marry a marble marquis summary Then he runs away from FMC to his estate where he spends days if not weeks fucking any woman in flying distance including a married noblewoman because his fixation is literally Emptying his balls and how somehow doing it will solve everything So the gossip rag get a hold of that fact and the FMC finds out about it Then rather than say cutting ties with him she decides the best revenge is to have even sex with him The sex is veiled in I ll talk about other guys to ruin it for him However sometimes it works and other times he s totally fine with it which emphasizes how dumb of a plan it was to begin with. Book how to marry a marble marquis summary At the end of their week he turns cold and callous and rejects her Then she leaves for the Monster s ball feeling heartbroken because up until that day they ve had a passionate week Ten seconds later he thinks Wait no I love her so he follows her and tries to assassinate her chances with other men at the ball by sidling up next to her and talking about the other men s lack of worthiness He gets her alone professes his love and she says GTFO Within a few pages in the span of a few hours in the book she takes it all back and tells him that she loves him so they end up getting together So then she essentially picks the devil she knows because she has feelings for this adulterous probably syphilitic rake and she d rather be with him than someone she doesn t know TL DRIt feels like the FMC is put in a no win situation and somehow we re supposed to cheer and say Good for you for picking the guy who in a realistic world would totally keep fucking OW on the side I didn t feel good about the ending I just felt sad for the poor woman and I ended up hating the MMC Fantasy Romance Paranormal How am I supposed to live in the daytime world Silas Things are so much prettier at night I LOVED this regency monster romance The disdain the lessons the banter The little moth nickname made me melt This book was historical romance perfection humorous and sexy and full of gorgeous dresses and tea and an audacious gossip tattler. Book how to marry a marble marquis review Silas Eleanor are a treasure and I ll be re reading this book many times this year Don t miss this beginning to Nascosta s new historical series Talons Temptations Drop whatever else you re reading to start this it ll consume you too Fantasy Romance Paranormal This may have read a bit like Bridgerton spoof but honestly I liked it so much than the Bridgerton books It had this air of humans have always been the same level of horny everything back then was a farce and play pretend anyways that I adore in regency pieces and so few employ it The oh no I could never sir What kind of woman do you take me for said in a loud voice followed by a whispered unless you can get me off in 7 minutes of less because that s all the time I have to spare vibe is everything I want in horny regency books Also yes Silas may have been a manwhore and Eleanor might have flip flopped a bit between I wished he could see how much I love him and I ll mention other monster dicks while he fucks me for my taste But they are indeed a perfect match Fantasy Romance Paranormal Loooooved this It s like if Bridgerton had monsters in it. 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Kindle how to marry a marble marquise book 5 stars Eleanor has been disgraced and will no longer be able to find a husband due to the ruin of her reputation that was all a misunderstanding Her only choice is to attend the Monsters Ball and hopefully catch the eye of a monster that will propose marriage and safety However Eleanor knows very little of seduction techniques so she enlists the help of a Gargoyle the infamous Silas Stride Being a Marquis has given him the experience in life to teach Eleanor all about seduction and companionship Silas is happy to help the beautiful Eleanor and wants nothing than to get under her skirts and show her pleasure But he also never intends on taking a wife mate or building a life with a woman when he turns to stone during the day The time he spends with Eleanor though makes him see life through a different lens and when the time comes to part at times a little confusing but the relationship between Silas and Eleanor was beautifully written They developed such a delicious push pull that created a smutty experience for the two of them Overall a smutty and engaging regency monster romance with a yummy grovel and a HEA to top it all off On to the next book in this series I will never deserve to have a woman as fine as you at my side But if you give me another chance little moth I will spend every night of the rest of my life showing you that I can be worthy of your heart I will cherish you for the rest of my days Come home with me Eleanor Be my wife and let me spend the rest of my life showing you that I can be a man who deserves you Fantasy Romance Paranormal Freaking amazing. How to marry a marble marquis paranormal story Miss Eleanor Eastwick has a very unfortunate stumble into her late London season When she learns that her reputation has been so thoroughly sullied that her last chance for a husband lies in the Monsters Ball a place where she will have to win the eye and proposal from a monster rather than a human She ll need some tips however and who better to do it than the notoriously rakish Marquis of Basingstone Silas Stride a gargoyle experienced in the art of love and who might just be Eleanor s perfect match. Book how to marry a marble marquis summary This was literally everything I hoped for AND MORE I am so thrilled that this exceeded all my expectations I ve been eagerly awaiting this release for months keeping any eye out for my chance to snag my early copy from Patreon which is why this review is a day early I devoured this completely enad with the way Nascosta chose to wrote Eleanor and Silas budding relationship There was so much in here that I adore in historical romances down to the little details of courtly behavior and hints of the larger world of what regency monster romance entails The little details dropped throughout about the world the mothpeople I love them y all I love them so so much and the gargoyles were all so interesting Eleanor was a fantastic main character easily one of my new favorites She s determined to get a good match so her younger sisters don t have to worry about her future like she has and she takes all of Silas rakish terrible behavior in stride He s such an asshole but it s in an undeniably lovable way where I just wanted to slap his marble cheek and then kiss him AND MARIS MY ABSOLUTE GARGOYLE QUEEN I loved her I loved every inch of her dramatic dressing to her ability to call Silas out on his shit so thoroughly I loved the ending of this and how the tension grew and grew and grew until it absolutely caved in on the two main characters I genuinely can t wait for in this world from not only Nascosta but the rest of the authors in this line up This book is 100% for the monster romance fanatics the Bridgerton binge watchers hello Anthony your daddy issues have been challenged and fans of some high spice escapades There are kissing lessons praise Nascosta Content warnings sexual content throughout multiple scenes light sexism from the world et all death of a parent mention pregnancy Silas sister is pregnant throughout the book Fantasy Romance Paranormal DNF at 9% I love a semi historical fantasy romance I was excited by the idea of my beloved regency romances being connected with monsters. Book how to marry a marble marquis But this sucks pretty quickly This hero sleeps around with married women Not cool And since reading reviews I know he also cheats on the heroine pressures her into having sex and acts like a jerk I m stopping now Fantasy Romance Paranormal.:Will Silas and Eleanor find their way back to each other Duh: How to marry a marble marquis paranormal story I m such a sucker for teach me how to be good at sex tropes where the rake falls for the h he s teaching: How to marry a marble marquis paranormal story Gargoyles might also be one of my favorite monsters now I know you can have fun with them in their solid form Just trust me it was hot: How to marry a marble marquis paranormal book The MMC makes me uncomfortable no for me Fantasy Romance Paranormal 3 3: How to marry a marble marquis book summary I ve been looking for this exact book The regency historical era with smut and fantasy all in one delicious package: Pdf how to marry a marble marquis free Guess I ll just reread forever Fantasy Romance Paranormal The scandal is the point[1]He makes a grave error in letting her go.SPOILERS.This is the book.I m pretty sure this book just put me in a slump