I m a Fudging Vampire is a free standalone prequel to Arachnomancer Only available from the author s website Search Dustin Tigner This bookworm to badass story follows Sarah Olindale s first vampire in an adventure that transcends heavens It s chock full of interesting game mechanics laugh out loud situations whacky characters and mysteries Eight years before Dhane became an Arachnomancer Sarah snuffed it expired breathed her last breath also known as died if you need it spelled out in the most unlikely of places at the library But do not fret This is perfectly normal What is not normal however is the persistence of one s soul after shuffling off this mortal coil To break the Cycle is strange and wrong and perverse It goes against the very nature of existence that which lives must eventually be recycled responsibly Lucky or unlucky Sarah finds herself Cycle broken and very much alive depending on how strict you wish to be with the definition This is heaven A wondrous magical place full of the fantastical But no amount of reading about adventurers in far off lands could prepare her for this Turns out heaven has a return policy better than Costco And souls are terribly expensive If she doesn t win the forthcoming challenges she is to be flushed back to the Primordial Sea of Souls back to the Cycle to eventually be reincarnated as whatever the RNG gods have in store for her a slug most likely I m a Fudging Vampire Does That Mean I Sparkle